A wikid man livd neer a monestairee. Hee bileevd [unfowdedlee] that tha muqks had graat trezjer, and kuvitid it. 
A wicked man lived near a monastery. He believed [unfoundedly] that the monks had great treasure, and covetted it.  

Tha wikid man bikaam a paleesmen. Wun daa, hee akostid a muqk huu wuz riturniq tuu tha monestairee. 
The wicked man became a policeman. One day, he accosted a monk who was returning to the monastery.

"Giv mee yor kee," hee sed. "Ii wont tuu surc tha monestairee for enee kriminulz huu maa bee hiidiq thair." 
"Give me your key," he said. "I want to search the monastery for any criminals who may be hiding there."

Tha muqk sed, "Ii hav noo kee." 
The monk said, "I have no key."

Tha wikid paleesmen fluu intuu a raaj [lit. hurld himself intuu a raaj], but tha muqk went intuu tha 
The wicked policeman flew into a rage [lit. hurled himself into a rage], but the monk went into the 

monestairee fhruu tha oopen dor.
monastery through the open door.