Translation of "LCC2 live relay" (Relay)

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Original: "The Talking Rock" Yesterday I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a rock that could talk. I picked up the talking rock and said, "Hey! Are you a talking rock?" The talking rock said, "Yes, I am a talking rock." I asked the talking rock, "Why didn't you tell me to avoid you?" The talking rock replied, "Because I'm a mean talking rock." The talking rock's words made me angry, so I threw it into the ocean. I never saw the talking rock again.
Translation:
"Tha Tawkiq Rok" Yesterdaa Ii wuz wawkiq alawq tha beec wen Ii tripd oover a rok that kuhd tawk. Ii pikt up tha tawkiq rok and sed, "Haa! Ahr yuu a tawkiq rok?" Tha tawkiq rok sed, "Yes, Ii am a tawkiq rok." Ii askt tha tawkiq rok, "Wii didn't yuu tel mee tuu avoyd yuu?" Tha tawkiq rok ripliid, "Bikawz Ii'm a meen tawkiq rok." Tha tawkiq rok's wurdz maad mee aqgree, soo Ii fhruu it intuu tha ooxen. Ii never saw tha tawkiq rok agen.
Interlinear: 
"Tha Tawkiq Rok"
"The Talking Rock"

Yesterdaa Ii wuz wawkiq alawq tha beec wen Ii tripd oover a rok that kuhd tawk. 
Yesterday I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a rock that could talk. 

Ii pikt up tha tawkiq rok and sed, "Haa! Ahr yuu a tawkiq rok?" 
I picked up the talking rock and said, "Hey! Are you a talking rock?"

Tha tawkiq rok sed, "Yes, Ii am a tawkiq rok." 
The talking rock said, "Yes, I am a talking rock."

Ii askt tha tawkiq rok, "Wii didn't yuu tel mee tuu avoyd yuu?" 
I asked the talking rock, "Why didn't you tell me to avoid you?"

Tha tawkiq rok ripliid, "Bikawz Ii'm a meen tawkiq rok." 
The talking rock replied, "Because I'm a mean talking rock."

Tha tawkiq rok's wurdz maad mee aqgree, soo Ii fhruu it intuu tha ooxen. Ii never saw tha tawkiq rok agen.
The talking rock's words made me angry, so I threw it into the ocean. I never saw the talking rock again.